Shower Shaming

I debated blogging about this conversation because, well, pubic hair. But, I decided it must be blogged because it made me laugh a lot. This occurred when I took a shower with Audrey the other day because we were short on time and, well, she stunk. Kid needed a shower, but so did I, and time was tight, so two birds, one stone.

A: what's that? 
Me: My belly button. What else would it be?
A: Your penis?
Me: Girls don't have penises.

A: your belly is very big.
Me: I know. But I've seen bigger.
A: Yeah, but you eat A LOT. 

A: Why is your vagina hairy? 
Me: That happens when you get older. You get hair in your armpits and on your vagina.
A: Can I see the hair in your armpits?
Me: You can't really see it because I shaved it.
A: You need to shave your vagina.
Me: Yeah, I will soon.
Audrey: you're going to have to be like SHAVE SHAVE SHAVE SHAVE (as she is saying this, she is waving her arms around like I'm going to need a machete to do it.)

A: I didn't notice your big boobies.
Me: You didn't?
A: No. I just saw those little things.
Me: My nipples? You have them too.
A: These are my nipples? 
Me: Yes. 
A: Some day will I have big boobies like you?
Me: Yes, some day.
A: I'll have big boobies when I'm 13!
Me: Probably not that soon.